Tuna Can Jones

Tuna Can Jones managed to win another Post Oak YMCA title on Sunday, but the mood was somber in the TCJ lockerroom following a shocking announcement by TCJ wideout, Randy "the brook" Brochmiller. Following an undefeated regular season, TCJ pummelled the Red Rockets 27-6 and then disposed of the pesky Lynch Mob in the final, 20-6. But following the victory, Bruckmiller announced that he was leaving TCJ for greener pastures. Those pastures apparently lead him to Dallas where he joined Dallas Prime Time (see attached pic) in their quest to win the "cash points" prize in the Texas Tournament Series. It had long been known that the relationship between Brookmiller and team captain Dirk Moore had grown sour over the last few seasons culminating in a heated exchange in the season opener where Brookmiller choked Moore after Moore mistakenly picked up Bruckmiller's Aquafina. "Dirk taking my water had nothing to do with this move," said the oft-hot-headed Bruckmiller following the championship. "I just felt like I needed to move on for the good of the team and myself. Things just haven't been good in awhile. I felt like I just fit in better on Prime Time. I hope the TCJ fans can respect my decision." Many TCJ fans who were polled felt that Broochmiller had abandoned the team for the Dallas limelight. "I think it was a punkass move by a punkass punk," said Kim Osburn Warnika. "I thought he had moved to Austin a year or so ago," said Julie Moore mistakenly thinking that Brookmiller and former TCJ standout Rick Monk were the same person. We'll keep you updated on this stunning turn of events.