Gold Country Buzzards

By Dave "mmMumbles" Kelley Although the on field activities were cancelled due to “rain” (actually 3” of mud on the James Field infield), the after game activities did take place. Six team members, various family and guests, and our illustrious Team Mom braved the elements and had a good time eating, drinking and fighting off homeless old vultures (not to be confused with Buzzards). MVP of the day was definitely Carol Wagner and her fantastic teriyaki chicken. Cookie took the award for “Most Courageous” with his bare-legged arrival (although he wimped out shortly thereafter and climbed into his track suit). Rookie of the Day went to Larry’s Lovely Lilly. She will prove to be a great (vocal) asset once the Chief is finally old enough to qualify as full grown Buzzard. We did sustain one injury, as Baron Pete von Zboray (the Hungry Hungarian) begged off due to a run in with “bad Mexican food”. An army of plumbers has been dispatched to Pete’s Palace to repair the infrastructure. Note: All that did not attend this mandatory team function will be fined. See you on the 29th.