desertwolves

What do you call a good umpire? Rare The devil challenged St. Peter to a baseball game. " How can you win, Satan?" asked St. Peter. "All the famous ballplayers are up here." " How can I lose?" answered Satan. "All the umpires are down here." What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out. What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player? Babe Root What takes longer, running from first to second, or from second to third? Second to third, because you have to go through a shortstop. Why did the softball coach kick Cinderella off the team? Because she ran away from the ball. What goes all the way around a softball field but never moves? The fence A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." " When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem." The wind blew so much dust around the field today, we couldn't even see who was beating us.