desertwolves

A Sixth grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Soccer player. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Soccer players. Everyone in the class raises their hand excect one girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Rachel, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Soccer player," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Soccer player, then who are you a fan of ?" "I am a Fast Pitch Softball player,and proud of it," Rachel replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Rachel, why pray tell are you a SOFTBALL player?" "Because my Mom is a Sofball fan, and my dad is Softball and Baseball player, so I'm a Fast Pitch Softball Player!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Softball Player. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom were a moron and your Dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Rachel smiled, "I'd be a Soccer player."