Oh hay my little canaries. On this week’s edition of “Things That Are Yellow and Cool”: Tweety Bird!

He’s the cutest and the yellowest (so relatable)! When you look like a snack, your foes will always be scheming ways to take you down, but Tweety is a plot-foiler extraordinaire. Our opponent is probably scheming of ways to eat us up at this very moment, but we’re going to dip, dive, and dodge them (and launch a fierce offensive, obviously) for the win.

I tawt I taw a puddy tat! I did, I did taw a puddy tat – but it’s just team Metropole, so no need to worry