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Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven." The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven." "What's the bad news?" "You're pitching on Wednesday."
The Minor League game scheduled for June 20th between Sonoco and Grant's has been rescheduled for June the 7th at 5:30pm.
Hey Dad!
My coach says to choke up more.
My dad yells out I’m fine.
Coach says use a 28 bat
Dad shouts 29
Which one do I listen to?
What’s a boy to do?
I’m only ten years old
And they’re both forty-two
Someone will get angry
And I’m stuck in the middle
How do you think that I can solve this very difficult riddle?
I know I know I’ve got it!
Can this really work?
I hope that neither one of them will think that I’m a jerk.
Somehow I will get the coach to tell my dad the facts.
And there’s really only just one coach. And dad you will relax!
Just watch the game and laugh a lot.
Cheer don’t shout advice.
Maybe you’ll find that watching games can actually be nice!
My coach says to choke up more.
My dad yells out I’m fine.
Coach says use a 28 bat
Dad shouts 29
Which one do I listen to?
What’s a boy to do?
I’m only ten years old
And they’re both forty-two
Someone will get angry
And I’m stuck in the middle
How do you think that I can solve this very difficult riddle?
I know I know I’ve got it!
Can this really work?
I hope that neither one of them will think that I’m a jerk.
Somehow I will get the coach to tell my dad the facts.
And there’s really only just one coach. And dad you will relax!
Just watch the game and laugh a lot.
Cheer don’t shout advice.
Maybe you’ll find that watching games can actually be nice!
