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AllBlacks Destroy White Seagulls with No Luftwaffe

Posted by Dean Beleyowski on Nov 21 2008 at 10:39AM PST

It was a dark and stormy night. Disco, Lefteye and I sat watching our good friends the Red Dogs play, sipping cold pre-game beers, and discussing Disco’s pending diaherrea attack.

Eventually we headed down, continuing to discuss why someone not feeling well would eat blue cheese. Suckers.

Made it to the dressing room. once Hammy showed up we were seven. Quite jovial though – James hoping to not get kicked in the head by Dangerous Dave again.

As we headed out to the field the merry sound of Mr. WhoFlungPoo rang out from the adjoining restroom as Dan sprayed the toilet with partially digested blue cheese.

Out to the field the merry bunch went – chatting up the Red Dogs – who incidentally owe us a 24.

Game starts. We are seven. No forwards ever come off but us D, we understand the meaning of changing fast to stay as fresh on the field as possible – especially when the other team has 17 players in the box and I think 9 on the field.

Suddenly Mildly Threatening Dave turns into Dangerous Dave. He runs into walls, does the splits in the air, and scores three or four goals.

James gets a break-away and falls over because he won’t wear outdoor shoes (I think he said they are for pansies).

Finally – we’re five minutes into the game, and Knapster shows up. We all cheer. 20 minutes later he comes out of the dressing room. Nobody knows what was going on in there.

In any case, Knapp has some clean water, looks nicely showered, and he heads on the field to play a superb offensive game (we were in a defensive shell).

The game ended with James on a breakaway and falling over again.

Beers were great after. Plenty of salt with some popcorn and some good clean fun.

Good job boys of winter!

Kelly – you gotta get your ass back in the game – I can’t write this all the time! Even if you don’t play (which you should) you should at least write a summary. It’ll probably be accurate!

’till next game…

Stonefoot

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2008-11-21T10:41:54.000-08:00November 21 2008, at 10:41 AM PST, Dean Beleyowski said:

Canno now owes four six packs.