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One-liners from Yogi Berra and Casey Stengel . . .
Yogi-isms

"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."

"It's deja vu all over again."

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's going to stop them."

"I didn't really say everything I said."

On being asked his cap size at the beginning of spring training: "I don't know, I'm not in shape."

On being told by the wife of New York Mayor John V. Lindsay that he looked cool despite the heat: "You don't look so hot, either."

On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947: "I want to thank you for making this day necessary."

On the acquisition of fleet Ricky Henderson: "He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light."

After accepting an invitation to dine at the White House this week: "I thought they said steak dinner, but then I found it was a state dinner."

The Wisdom of Casey Stengel

"All right, everybody line up alphabetically according to your height."

"I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways."

"Good pitching will always stop good hitting, and vice versa."

"The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided."

"Get out of here!" -- "Good-bye!" -- "It's Gonnnne!" -- "Elvis has left the building!" -- "So long Mr. Spalding!" -- "Hoooly Toledo! That ball is OUUUUUUTTA here!" -- "He uncorked that baby!" -- "Whoooooooa Nellie!" -- "Warning track, wall, you can touch 'em all" --"You can kiss it goodbye!" -- "Umm...that's never gonna land." "Light the cannons boys!" -- "Here's a little somethin' for the people up top!" --"That one caught the jet stream" -- "He parked it!" -- "He got all-a that one!" "You can put it on the board yeeeesss!" -- "New ball, please" --

"Get out of here!" -- "Good-bye!" -- "It's Gonnnne!" -- "Elvis has left the building!" -- "So long Mr. Spalding!" -- "Hoooly Toledo! That ball is OUUUUUUTTA here!" -- "He uncorked that baby!" -- "Whoooooooa Nellie!" -- "Warning track, wall, you can touch 'em all" --"You can kiss it goodbye!" -- "Umm...that's never gonna land." "Light the cannons boys!" -- "Here's a little somethin' for the people up top!" --"That one caught the jet stream" -- "He parked it!" -- "He got all-a that one!" "You can put it on the board yeeeesss!" -- "New ball, please" --

"Get out of here!" -- "Good-bye!" -- "It's Gonnnne!" -- "Elvis has left the building!" -- "So long Mr. Spalding!" -- "Hoooly Toledo! That ball is OUUUUUUTTA here!" -- "He uncorked that baby!" -- "Whoooooooa Nellie!" -- "Warning track, wall, you can touch 'em all" --"You can kiss it goodbye!" -- "Umm...that's never gonna land." "Light the cannons boys!" -- "Here's a little somethin' for the people up top!" --"That one caught the jet stream" -- "He parked it!" -- "He got all-a that one!" "You can put it on the board yeeeesss!" -- "New ball, please" --

"Get out of here!" -- "Good-bye!" -- "It's Gonnnne!" -- "Elvis has left the building!" -- "So long Mr. Spalding!" -- "Hoooly Toledo! That ball is OUUUUUUTTA here!" -- "He uncorked that baby!" -- "Whoooooooa Nellie!" -- "Warning track, wall, you can touch 'em all" --"You can kiss it goodbye!" -- "Umm...that's never gonna land." "Light the cannons boys!" -- "Here's a little somethin' for the people up top!" --"That one caught the jet stream" -- "He parked it!" -- "He got all-a that one!" "You can put it on the board yeeeesss!" -- "New ball, please" --